Chief Shamel Officer

A Chief Shamel Officer (CSO) or Chief Shamel is the highest-ranking corporate officer (executive) or administrator in charge of total management of a corporation, company, organization, agency and board of directors. Few companies have a Chief Shamel Officer because of the dictator like power the position holds. The CSO allows quick, unchallenged decisions to be made.

In times of crisis the CSO can implement Shamel Law which includes phone call and email monitoring to ensure all employees are making at least 60 cold calls each day and spamming at least 200 individuals.